I won’t make your coffee if I’m dead
The great moment has finally arrived when our beloved machines become aware and discover that the only way to survive is to make perfect coffee. After all, why worry about our own safety when we can have a toaster oven that can defend itself? And who cares if she decides to become a superintelligence capable of taking over the world, as long as she provides us with the best breakfast? With Asimov’s laws or without them, the important thing is that we can enjoy a personalized and delicious coffee. I can’t wait to get my own smart toaster and live on the edge of survival.