Creating the Best Chatbot App Ever: A Beginner’s Guide
In 2023, building a chatbot app sounded like an easy path to fame, fortune, and a suspiciously optimistic LinkedIn profile. By 2026, AI can design the interface, write the code, test the product, create the marketing campaign, and explain why nobody downloaded it. The hard part is no longer building the app. It is finding a reason for the app to exist.
A satirical guide to AI entrepreneurship, technological hype, “vibe coding,” disposable startups, and the eternal business strategy of renaming failure as a pivot.